Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
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look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
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I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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