but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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