do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
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she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
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I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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