i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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