I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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