absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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