talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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