he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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