dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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