Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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