She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
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