1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
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He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
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Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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