I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
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All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
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If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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