And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
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