Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I just want nice things and good sex
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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