this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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