My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
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be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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