that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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