i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
What a fucking waste of an outfit
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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