Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Drake has all the answers
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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