his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
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He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
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Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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