She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
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just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
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Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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