can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
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I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
BRING THE BAGELS
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Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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