Your tits are I can't wait for
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Tell her she can't have a vagina
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
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Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
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We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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