my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
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since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
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Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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