Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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