I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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