But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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