dude you need to get laid
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
These 21 Drunks Said The Darndest Things
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
These 25 Irresponsible People Blew All Their Cash On Drugs, Booze, & Sex
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.