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• (516): View more from New York

  Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.

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• (416): View more from Ontario

  Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  That's cool how's he been?

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  He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  The panties match.

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  I'll be right there.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs

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  Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.

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  On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows

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• (631): View more from New York

  He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.

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• (276): View more from Virginia

  my poor anus

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.

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