He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Go christen that room with your naked body.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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