butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
We named our party play list daddy issues
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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