I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
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What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
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It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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