College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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