that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
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If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
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I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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