From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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