Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
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