Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
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Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
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not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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