For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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