So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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