I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
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Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
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Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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