why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Damn victory sex feels great
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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