She announced her abortion via fbk
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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