Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
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The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
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I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I'm like, not good at living.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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