I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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