And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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