My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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