I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
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She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
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Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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