Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
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One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
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I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT