But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
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My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
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I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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