And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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