the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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