Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
