Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
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Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
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THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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